The Free Land of Unruliness is a titanic, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 19.606 billion Unruly Ones are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Unruly economy, worth a remarkable 1,954 trillion Barters a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 99,685 Barters, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 376,775 per year while the poor average 18,349, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Unruliness's national animal is the Flamingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unruliness is ranked 859^th in the world and 13^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 20,494.42 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.