The Grand Duchy of Courage Caverns is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Most Courageous Clark Chin-Calliwell with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.294 billion Courage Cavepeople are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Creatis. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Courage Cavernsian economy, worth 155 trillion dollarydoos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,413 dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Courage Caverns's national animal is the owlbear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not applicable.

Courage Caverns is ranked 15,330^th in the world and 329^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 80.23 Atheism Rate.