The Federation of VTML is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ieinu with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.62 billion VTMLians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Japari. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient VTMLian economy, worth a remarkable 1,609 trillion Sytquots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 151,549 Sytquots, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VTML's national animal is the Canis Lupus Familaris, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

VTML is ranked 282,927^th in the world and 6,929^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -381.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.