The Free Land of Zimbabwy is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 67 million Zimbabwyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.2%.

The very strong Zimbabwyian economy, worth 3.92 trillion Bananeeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 58,452 Bananeeses, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, graffiti graces every city's streets, and cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zimbabwy's national animal is the Black Horned White Swallow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Zimbabwy is ranked 80,495^th in the world and 320^th in Europeia for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 87.61 on the Hayek Index.