The Archaendom of Archaelandia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Aresije Bavas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.171 billion Arhelandjani are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stojvroradz. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient arhelandski economy, worth a remarkable 2,457 trillion Prechishes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 201,919 Prechishes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of Prechishes are being poured into a space program, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly, and the right to counsel goes both ways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Archaelandia's national animal is the Paronychodon spielberthi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Archaelandia is ranked 10,874^th in the world and 6^th in Aesica for Highest Average Incomes, with 201,919.14 Standard Monetary Units.