The Republic of Beit Suhaila is a very large, genial nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 398 million Beit Suhailans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Beit Suhailan economy, worth 13.6 trillion shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 34,114 shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, posters remind people that 'Hoarding Mushrooms Is Theft', Beit Suhailan police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beit Suhaila's national animal is the al-ghazal al-jabali, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beit Suhaila is ranked 93,784^th in the world and 415^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Poor Incomes, with 32,587.43 Standard Monetary Units.