The All-Inclusive Rave Family of Prplia is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Chairwoman Ara Vøyður with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.076 billion Prpliæ are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Týlgedómir. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Prplai economy, worth 615 trillion Krønrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 101,274 Krønrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime is totally unknown. Prplia's national animal is the Ræðr, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular Anjóþekja Animism.

Prplia is ranked 6,612^th in the world and 161^st in The Leftist Assembly for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 74.33 on the Kitten Softness Rating.