The Syndicalist State of Polotsk And Vitebsk is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by National Council of Syndicates with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.137 billion Polacka-Viciebskis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polotsk. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Polotsk And Vitebskian economy, worth 356 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 58,052 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, National Council of Syndicates has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, and teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polotsk And Vitebsk's national animal is the Wisent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Secularism.

Polotsk And Vitebsk is ranked 309,161^st in the world and 787^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -20.11 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.