The Democratic Republic of Coconrdia is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 251 million Coconrdians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 24.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Coconrdian economy, worth 19.2 trillion Coconrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,624 Coconrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's preferred candidate has lost second place by three votes, those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away, Coconrdia has designated Coconrdia City as its capital city, and the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coconrdia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Coconrdia is ranked 30,776^th in the world and 412^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 51.46 on the Kitten Softness Rating.