The Steel Heart of Crobia che Lambur is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Rex Momo with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 5.234 billion Crobians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pluttino. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Crobiante economy, worth 763 trillion crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 145,896 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crobiante tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, refugees from other nations are flocking to Crobia che Lambur's border, and Crobiante scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crobia che Lambur's national animal is the cock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Satanic Buddhism.

Crobia che Lambur is ranked 287,660^th in the world and 1,264^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.48 kickbacks per hour.