The Holy Order of Daredbannana is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Donald Obanana with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and avant-garde cinema. The devout population of 3.33 billion Daredbannanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Big Bannana. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Daredbannanan economy, worth 333 trillion Bannana peals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,010 Bannana peals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, thrift shops are closing their doors, children and steel are ubiquitous features of the nethermost depths of Daredbannana, and nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daredbannana's national animal is the Red Bannana, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Daredbannana is ranked 38,798^th in the world and 86^th in Christians for Smartest Citizens, with 49.7 quips per hour.