The Holy Empire of Everlasting Christendom is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Apostolic Council of Christendom with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.702 billion Christians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 44.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Christianish economy, worth 421 trillion Ǥ EC graces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,851 Ǥ EC graces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Christianish junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on the Apostolic Council of Christendom's desk, and tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Everlasting Christendom's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Miaphysite Christian Catholic Orthodoxy.

Everlasting Christendom is ranked 55,363^rd in the world and 90^th in Christians for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 18,796.54 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.