The Holy Kingdom of Stotavia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Amerkazar with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.55 billion Stotavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christazia. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stotavian economy, worth 714 trillion Stozials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 156,962 Stozials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

A passport is literally priceless, juries deliberate more than magic 8-balls, seafood restaurants regularly receive complaints that the food is still moving, and foreigners can tell the popularity of Stotavian landmarks by the size of their ash dunes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stotavia's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Stotavia is ranked 21,992^nd in the world and 46^th in Christians for Highest Poor Incomes, with 87,635.37 Standard Monetary Units.