The Happy Birthday Federation of Utarah is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Asher MS Kayze with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.933 billion Utarahians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Uta. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Utarahian economy, worth 820 trillion Kronzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,231 Kronzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utarah's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aeronism.

Utarah is ranked 81,260^th in the world and 101^st in Christians for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,853.77 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.