The Incorporated States of European Technocratic Union is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Supreme Chancellor with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.084 billion European Technocrats are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient European Technocratic Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,635 trillion Dogecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 135,324 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of European Technocratic Unionian Embarrassments, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. European Technocratic Union's national animal is the Boo dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Humanism.

European Technocratic Union is ranked 7,738^th in the world and 23^rd in Thaecia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,577.24 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.