by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,934thMost Influential: 6,055thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,122nd
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European Technocratic Union

Population3.85 billion

Leaderthe Supreme Chancellor

AnimalBoo dog

The Incorporated States of European Technocratic Union is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by the Supreme Chancellor with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.85 billion European Technocrats are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 71.0%.

The frighteningly efficient European Technocratic Unionian economy, worth 471 trillion Dogecoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,455 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Vanity is the constant enemy of dignity, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, and movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. European Technocratic Union's national animal is the Boo dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Humanism.

European Technocratic Union is ranked 175,793rd in the world and 332nd in Thaecia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,934thMost Influential: 6,055thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,122ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,070thMost Developed: 9,436thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,758thMost Secular: 12,077thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,388thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,546thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,295thHealthiest Citizens: 13,674thLargest Black Market: 13,868thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,994thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,998thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,508thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,850thMost Efficient Economies: 15,231stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,504thSmartest Citizens: 15,554thBest Weather: 16,565thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,004thLargest Governments: 19,321st
Largest Black Market: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34th in the regionMost Secular: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the region

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