The Free Land of Fazea is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Millicent Bystander with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.128 billion Fazeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Fazean economy, worth 124 trillion Flips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 110,323 Flips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, businesses are required to round down their profits, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers. Crime is totally unknown. Fazea's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fazea is ranked 11,536^th in the world and 124^th in Europeia for Most Cultured, scoring 108 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.