The Holy Purple of Fazea is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Millicent Bystander with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.277 billion Fazeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fazean economy, worth 139 trillion Flips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 109,175 Flips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, and if someone says there's plenty of living space in Fazea they're lyin'. Crime is totally unknown. Fazea's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fazea is ranked 59,498^th in the world and 232^nd in Europeia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 260.27 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.