The Queendom of Modoen is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 210 million Modoenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 34.4%.

The sizeable but inefficient Modoenian economy, worth 8.92 trillion sarrins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,464 sarrins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, and piracy is the nation's most popular pastime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Modoen's national animal is the Modoni jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Modoen is ranked 241,138^th in the world and 2,157^th in the West Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.59 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.