The Rare Sighting of Onfande is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Michel Vouire with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 12.978 billion Onfandites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palais d'Arques. The average income tax rate is 33.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Onfandite economy, worth a remarkable 2,504 trillion Onfandite Platines a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,976 Onfandite Platines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Weather reports simply advise Onfandites to 'look outside', the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime is totally unknown. Onfande's national animal is the Southern Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Onfande is ranked 29,691^st in the world and 224^th in 10000 Islands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,682.96 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.