The Rare Sighting of Onfande is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Michel Vouire with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.931 billion Onfandites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palais d'Arques. The average income tax rate is 33.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Onfandite economy, worth a remarkable 2,469 trillion Onfandite Platines a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 190,940 Onfandite Platines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, bins outnumber trees in city parks, people are offered free trials to go to trial, and defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were. Crime is totally unknown. Onfande's national animal is the Southern Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Onfande is ranked 266,473^rd in the world and 261^st in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 6.8 Obesity Rate.