The Most Serene Republic of Orelon is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zoran Lazarević with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.671 billion Orelians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aerie Prime. The average income tax rate is 47.1%.

The powerhouse Orelian economy, worth 149 trillion ₳urins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,329 ₳urins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage boys are raving about how the latest AI assistant sounds exactly like a sexy movie star, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement, and Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orelon's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Orelon is ranked 249,144^th in the world and 298^th in Christians for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.79 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.