The Commonwealth of Producers is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 128 million Producersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 60.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Producersian economy, worth 3.15 trillion PECS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 24,636 PECS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, and Producersian Gladiators is a ratings success. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Producers's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Producers is ranked 42,841^st in the world and 471^st in The Leftist Assembly for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 49.24 on the Kitten Softness Rating.