The Commonwealth of Producers is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 18 million Producersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 60.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fragile Producersian economy, worth 443 billion PECS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 24,636 PECS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, and Producersian Gladiators is a ratings success. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Producers's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Producers is ranked 95,621^st in the world and 506^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.