General Assembly
Security Council
The Federate United Kingdoms of Protisia is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 1.199 billion Protisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Protaras. The average income tax rate is 53.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Protisian economy, worth 164 trillion lire a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 136,843 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight. Crime is totally unknown. Protisia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Protisia is ranked 10,553rd in the world and 33rd in Christians for Most Cultured, scoring 112 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
Endorsements Received: 51 » 
BUCHAREST CITY, 
East Avalon, 
North Sion, 
Estado Pontificio de Teiknelili, 
Hollibourn, 
Calbout, 
Ekopia, 
Andso Mangis, 
Shake Rag, 
New Luciannova, 
Colmis, 
The Mexican Jumping Beans, 
Unified Roman Nations, 
North-West Commland Overseas Embassy, 
Texan Confederations, 
Ile de Francia, 
Blandowia, 
Schardonia, 
Cegatus, 
BODYN land, 
Utarah, 
AURELIANA BRITO, 
Holy Cascadian Imperium, 
Israel Emirates, 
Canamn, 
Union Of Slavicness, 
Autvia, 
Fuhrmann, 
Texaca, 
Christ is kinggg, 
Mavarian reich, 
Kingdom of Kasiopea, 
Nothern Fores, 
Saint Marinas, 
Forame, 
Pryskiva, 
Greater El Dorado and Guiana, 
Cobalite, 
Free land of the Holy land, 
Qwertian, 
Oryxburg, 
Diktrastokia, 
Karmosora, 
South Otselic, 
TheUnitedRepublics of GreaterScandinavia, 
Scripturia, 
The Great Sand Unions, 
Great Vascovia, 
Eco-Paris Reformation, 
Azurius, and 1 other.
The Cavalier.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Protisia, in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight.
- : Following new legislation in Protisia, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Following new legislation in Protisia, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
- : Following new legislation in Protisia, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
- : Protisia was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
- : Protisia was endorsed by
The Commonwealth of The Cavalier.
- : Protisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Protisia, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
- : Following new legislation in Protisia, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
- : Protisia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
