The Holy Empire of Ile de Francia is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.406 billion Ile de Francians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lutecia. The average income tax rate is 34.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ile de Francian economy, worth 152 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,144 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, the government funds large training centres to turn Panthers into functioning members of society, and the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ile de Francia's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Ile de Francia is ranked 18,782^nd in the world and 70^th in Christians for Most Cultured, scoring 90 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.