The Holy Empire of Christ is kinggg is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Carlos XII with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.138 billion Christians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.3%.

The powerhouse Christ is kingggian economy, worth 101 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,500 gold bars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 262,231 per year while the poor average 24,094, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, and the national symbol of Christ is kinggg is now always featured on a skewer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christ is kinggg's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Christ is kinggg is ranked 146,736^th in the world and 266^th in Christians for Highest Poor Incomes, with 24,094.49 Standard Monetary Units.