The Sovereignty of Vantser is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman Mostafersen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.49 billion Vantserians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vanhattan. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vantserian economy, worth 834 trillion Vuans a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 128,607 Vuans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets, and it's a jungle out there. Crime is totally unknown. Vantser's national animal is the Canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Vantser is ranked 33,664^th in the world and 129^th in Forest for Highest Poor Incomes, with 70,666.83 Standard Monetary Units.