The Verdant Gardens of Prusmia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Impa Shyrean with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.364 billion Prusmians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Botanical Gardens of Aethivaer. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Prusmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,738 trillion Alkahests a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,640 Alkahests, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Prusmian Space Agency, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, copyright laws have been abolished, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime is totally unknown. Prusmia's national animal is the Arctic fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Prusmia is ranked 290,361^st in the world and 313^th in Forest for Most Primitive, scoring -689.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.