The People's Republic of Vincarn is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.39 billion Vincarnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tradair. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Vincarnian economy, worth 152 trillion Solidars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 109,670 Solidars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vincarn's national animal is the Red Magpie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Vincarn is ranked 7,350^th in the world and 181^st in The Leftist Assembly for Nicest Citizens, with 37.47 average smiles per day.