The Most Serene Republic of The Greatest Kaj is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Kaj with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 10.297 billion Kajians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kajopolis. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kajian economy, worth a remarkable 2,730 trillion Kajs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 265,131 Kajs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Deer', the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?", and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Greatest Kaj's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Greatest Kaj is ranked 172,157^th in the world and 350^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 215.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.