The Aesican Patriots of Xedon is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Khagan Réka Veles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.47 billion Xedonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalmaar. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Xedonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,070 trillion Xedonian Sárgas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,917 Xedonian Sárgas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A light breeze is enough to make Khagan Réka Veles fold, bins outnumber trees in city parks, compliance officers smash the kneecaps of unethical bureaucrats, and diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xedon's national animal is the Blakiston's Fish Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tengirism.

Xedon is ranked 158,554^th in the world and 183^rd in Aesica for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 693.52 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.