The Chief Interrogationist of Anxious And Kevin is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Ester Sundby with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.542 billion Anxiousiins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ansburn. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anxiousiin economy, worth 635 trillion Kruskars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,158 Kruskars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa, all facts are created equal, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, and religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anxious And Kevin's national animal is the Svalbard Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Norse Paganism.

Anxious And Kevin is ranked 300,868^th in the world and 225^th in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 4.43 Obesity Rate.