The Furroslav Republic of Beroslavakia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Aleksandr Zvenigorodsky with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.059 billion Beroslavs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kryonovsk City. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Beroslavakian economy, worth 79.3 trillion Beroslav Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,915 Beroslav Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, there's nothing more Beroslavakian than revanchism, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and childhood friends of President Aleksandr Zvenigorodsky are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beroslavakia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

Beroslavakia is ranked 268,907^th in the world and 350^th in Starlight for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 24,497.3 Standard Monetary Units.