The United Socialist States of Encelna is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 350 million Encelnans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.9%.

The strong Encelnan economy, worth 19.3 trillion Gimmars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,083 Gimmars, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is completely gun-free, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, blue bloods are welcome in Encelna, and farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Encelna's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Encelna is ranked 78,164^th in the world and 246^th in Starlight for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.