General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 7.018 billion |
| Capital | Conlang under change |
| Leader | Conlang under change |
| Faith | Christianity |
| Currency | Conlang under change |
| Animal | Brithanaian tourtoise |
The Nation of Brithanainai is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Conlang under change with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 7.018 billion Brithanays have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.
The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conlang under change. The average income tax rate is 7.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Brithanay economy, worth 580 trillion Conlang under changes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,693 Conlang under changes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Brithanainai of supplying extremist groups, the NHS is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, and standard-issue infantry rifles now have carnations instead of bayonets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Brithanainai's national animal is the Brithanaian tourtoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Brithanainai is ranked 315,279th in the world and 481st in Starlight for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.6 on the Bus Surprisal Index.
Endorsements Received: 119 » 
Vintrel, 
Zeu, 
Wilkenthral, 
Moon Deing, 
Cyberia Prime, 
Silverbend, 
Ellix, 
Helena Post Apotheosis Global Order, 
Octopodus, 
Syaftyn, 
Hjem System, 
Velvenia, 
Kellros, 
Valoryx, 
Wosafa Cluster, 
The Ecstatic Empire, 
Ikkerus, 
Cat Snose, 
Makaab, 
Nethernos, 
Kaidan, 
Rulsolia, 
Misandristan, 
Arador, 
Wigmar, 
Crozland, 
Natopid, 
Planetary United, 
The United Terran Empire, 
Spacedevo, 
Unitican Earthy, 
Spumeragne, 
Nova Enlasia, 
Technorchania, 
Ratha-nul, 
Perseallon, 
Starlit Alternia, 
Jandbia, 
Gravankia, 
Juli, 
Stellar North, 
The Utopia Dynasty, 
Moon Ocean, 
Federal Northwind, 
New Transeurasia, 
Zepolmar, 
VereX Probe, 
Metsan-o, 
New England Republic, 
Mashabia, and 69 others.
Silvanesti, Thereentanianstan, Syntechnica, Rogalli, Evylionian, Violettopia, Elar Deen, Your Mom is Mine, Technogium, Skairus, Grysden, Novolutia, Foixla, Democratic Borea, Wisteraxan Fleet, Seing Don, Thelank, Hesterveria, Crown of Artas, Demou Catanz, The Orwell Society, Woloni, Dembuma, Yven, Midertuck Kingdom, Royali, Shibalba, Listavia, Aena, Directorate of Timoniana, Yuejin, Drainer Island, Amythist, Gay Miku, Saorysa, Harije, Encelna, Communist-Denmark, Velltonania, Romicam, Zane Farbe Eslanudial, Novaya Zemlya Archipelago, Haleya, Zerph, The Aquila Collective, Westhar, Balush, Mandasur, Maerkyja, Impla Islands, Spyrin, Juddlight, Nova Angleterre, Beroslavakia, Renaudio-Dumoula, Chant Proxinpleginarland, Empire K-VN, Sirius 2B, Cantarose, Aav, Benov-Tek, Morketid, Rojamonton, Arlizplot, Kozmopolis, Greatest Cheese Empire, Bloni, RKD, and Fniakkin.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Brithanainai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Brithanainai, standard-issue infantry rifles now have carnations instead of bayonets.
- : Following new legislation in Brithanainai, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit.
- : Brithanainai was endorsed by
The Disputed Territories of Fniakkin.
- : Brithanainai voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Capital Punishment".
- : Following new legislation in Brithanainai, the NHS is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
- : Following new legislation in Brithanainai, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Brithanainai of supplying extremist groups.
- : Following new legislation in Brithanainai, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line.
- : Following new legislation in Brithanainai, there are no more heroes any more.
- : Brithanainai was endorsed by
The Shattered Consciousness of RKD.
