The Commonwealth of Cappedore is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Consul Adalric Frôhberg with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 18.699 billion Cappedorites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurkēne. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cappedorite economy, worth a remarkable 1,860 trillion staters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 99,490 staters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, Cappedorite Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, foreign nationals who stumble near Cappedore are harbingers of war, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cappedore's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cappedore is ranked 220,782^nd in the world and 2,776^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.49 kickbacks per hour.