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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 599thMost Influential: 968thLargest Black Market: 1,678th
The Western Protectorate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
No family is safe when I sashay
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Civil Rights
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All-Consuming
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Dalimbar

Population31.515 billion

CapitalSaint Andreisberg
LeaderProtector General Markus Briand
FaithDalism

CurrencyDali's patience
AnimalLibreagle

The Western Protectorate of Dalimbar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Protector General Markus Briand with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 31.515 billion Dalimbari are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andreisberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.1%.

The all-consuming Dalimbari economy, worth a remarkable 2,653 trillion Dali's patiences a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,206 Dali's patiences, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 354,303 per year while the poor average 12,987, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, and the military has gone fission for more funding. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalimbar's national animal is the Libreagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dalism.

Dalimbar is ranked 20,467th in the world and 470th in the West Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 61.16 Quips Per Hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 599thMost Influential: 968thLargest Black Market: 1,678thLargest Populations: 1,826thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,993rdBest Weather: 3,739thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,141stHighest Economic Output: 5,264thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,323rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,912thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,939thHealthiest Citizens: 8,414thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,436thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,702ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,851stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,995thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,192ndMost Rebellious Youth: 13,573rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,731stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,082ndMost Secular: 17,369thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,033rdMost Cultured: 19,711thSmartest Citizens: 20,467thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,800thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,931stMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,978thMost Developed: 22,040th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 81st in the regionBest Weather: 83rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 92nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 94th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 116th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 168th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 181st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 185th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 185th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 224th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 248th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 266th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 287th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 293rd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 353rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 355th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 372nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 403rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 421st in the regionMost Cultured: 434th in the regionMost Secular: 435th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 449th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 470th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 472nd in the regionMost Developed: 472nd in the region

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