by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 135thMost Influential: 410thLargest Populations: 1,820th
The True West Strong and Free of
Father Knows Best State
No family is safe when I sashay
Guardian of the West
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population30.886 billion

CapitalSaint Andreisberg
LeaderProtector General Markus Briand

CurrencyDali's patience

The True West Strong and Free of Dalimbar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Protector General Markus Briand with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.886 billion Dalimbari are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andreisberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.9%.

The powerhouse Dalimbari economy, worth a remarkable 2,479 trillion Dali's patiences a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 80,268 Dali's patiences, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 361,209 per year while the poor average 11,004, a ratio of 32.8 to 1.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Dalimbar, a wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by Protector General Markus Briand, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and the booming slave trade is now government-funded. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalimbar's national animal is the Libreagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dalism.

Dalimbar is ranked 203,795th in the world and 6,366th in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -11.31 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 135thMost Influential: 410thLargest Populations: 1,820thLargest Black Market: 1,862ndTop
Best Weather: 4,219thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,866thHighest Economic Output: 5,505thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,687thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,036thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,276thHealthiest Citizens: 8,815thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,826thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 10,864thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,541stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,253rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,399thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,246thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,347thMost Cultured: 17,192ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,818thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,290thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,696thMost Secular: 19,515thLowest Crime Rates: 19,822ndSmartest Citizens: 20,058thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,204th
Most Influential: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 38th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 71st in the regionBest Weather: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 100th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 101st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 104th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 132nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 174th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 201st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 201st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 208th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 242nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 277th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 279th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 315th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 315th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 360th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 387th in the regionMost Stationary: 388th in the regionMost Cultured: 388th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 396th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 425th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 442nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 452nd in the regionMost Developed: 467th in the regionMost Secular: 510th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 599th in the region

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