Population | 38.898 billion |
Capital | Saint Andreisberg |
Leader | Marshal Markus Briand |
Faith | Dalist Path |
Currency | Free State Credit |
Animal | Libreagle |
The War Criminal of Dalimbar is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marshal Markus Briand with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 38.898 billion Dalimbari are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andreisberg. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dalimbari economy, worth a remarkable 5,000 trillion Free State Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,557 Free State Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
New "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, there's a mortuary next to every Dalimbari restaurant, and millions of Dalimbari are excellent swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalimbar's national animal is the Libreagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dalist Path.
Dalimbar is ranked 13,613th in the world and 194th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.35 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dalimbar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Dalimbar resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Dalimbar was admitted to the World Assembly.
- : Dalimbar applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Dalimbar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Dalimbar resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Dalimbar's influence in The West Pacific fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Dalimbar was endorsed by The 💕Principality💕 of Apexiala.
- : Dalimbar was endorsed by The Holy Lucky Christmas of Montrandec.
- : Dalimbar was endorsed by The NCIS binge watcher of Fotisdia.