The Galactic Commonwealth of Celinia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Regent-General with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.845 billion Celinians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celine. The average income tax rate is 22.8%.

The Celinian economy, worth 103 trillion Feders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 56,242 Feders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

It's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, Regent-General has just been declared ruler of Celinia in an international press conference, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Celinia has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celinia's national animal is the Celinian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Celinia is ranked 52,833^rd in the world and 64^th in Starlight for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,619.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.