The United States of Chatttanooga is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 653 million Chatttanoogans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ooltewah. The average income tax rate is 65.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chatttanoogan economy, worth 71.5 trillion Curoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,516 Curoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks, commemoration of the Great The Leftist Assembly War costs almost as much as the war itself, guns don't kill people — heroes do, and motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chatttanooga's national animal is the Goblin Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chatttanooga is ranked 105,124^th in the world and 77^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,135.01 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.