Population | 29.958 billion |
Capital | Seagrave |
Leader | Firefighter Clemente |
Faith | Church of the Rising Phoenix |
Currency | Brotherhood |
Animal | Phoenix |
The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 29.958 billion Crazy Firemenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 4,586 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,103 Brotherhoods, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, citizens have to stick a fork into an electrical outlet to get a buzz, and Firefighter Clemente steals from the rich and gives to the needy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of the Rising Phoenix.
Crazy Firemen is ranked 3,555th in the world and 20th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 3,660.70599048 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The Meow of Wonseon.
- : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, Firefighter Clemente steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
- : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, citizens have to stick a fork into an electrical outlet to get a buzz.
- : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
- : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
- : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
- : Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The Citizen's Sovereign Republic of Cyptopir.
- : Crazy Firemen endorsed The Empire of New French Nation.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 45 » Farrakhan, Beezertopia, The Horror Channel, Perfect Sublime Masters, Panormia, Zavea, Emeseses, Yoshiterra, Andromeda Islands, Arkhane, Razorback, Fragmented Spero, Nation of Urie, Masters86, TorNaGul, Rubian Empire, New Anarchisticstan, Foraldn, POPULICA, Arinteriswith, Saavir Yuvon, Chocolatistan, Nadarena, Falangist Quebec, Himadras, Arctic Lands, Lux Prima, Authors, Orcuo, Ignormus, Nation6, Rathesia, Europeasia, Elaribel, Federated Ugasque Countries, Brovnodia, Moloto Japan, Dakota, Empire of Lettuce, Northern Estrian Islands, The Tyrannical state of Wine, New French Nation, Sealand newam, Cyptopir, and Wonseon.