The Spooky Scary Skeletons of Bronchial Forest is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kris Dreemur with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 1.359 billion Colonists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Base 12. The average income tax rate is 42.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Colonial economy, worth 96.6 trillion Crown Mints a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,072 Crown Mints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', moles make up an incredible part of the upper crust, stocks go up when the internet says so, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bronchial Forest's national animal is the Abyssal Copepod, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scientology.

Bronchial Forest is ranked 26,488^th in the world and 162^nd in Europeia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,912.13 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.