The United States of Kimoia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Edwin Anderson with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, devout population of 3.586 billion Kimoians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North-Atlantic Concordia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kimoian economy, worth 597 trillion USK Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 166,521 USK Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

An extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, not all rivers run to the sea, emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push, and anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kimoia's national animal is the Great Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kimoia is ranked 200,658^th in the world and 101^st in Christians for Highest Drug Use, scoring 98.41 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.