The Queendom of Kismet is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Lune with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and national health service. The compassionate, devout population of 8.285 billion Kismetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karma. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kismetian economy, worth 855 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 103,269 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, the nation leads Christians in per capita stalking, people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced, and lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kismet's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kismet is ranked 327,278^th in the world and 371^st in Christians for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -15.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.