The Humanist Republic of Krantstan is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Kommissar Mott with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.623 billion Revolutionaries are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Berlin. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Revolutionary economy, worth 964 trillion Revolutionary Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 145,647 Revolutionary Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion, the image of Krantstan's future is just a picture from last century, death is nobody's business, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krantstan's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Krantstan is ranked 1,932^nd in the world and 45^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 114.26 on the Kitten Softness Rating.