The Federal Republic of Nesalria is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Iselin Solem with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 7.487 billion Nesalrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Domonston. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nesalrian economy, worth 959 trillion Nesalrian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,144 Nesalrian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, and blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nesalria's national animal is the Bearded Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nesalria is ranked 297,460^th in the world and 755^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 4.94 Obesity Rate.