The United Common States of Dombaness is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Eillenfrüher with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.071 billion Dombanessians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Le Marcornssburg. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dombanessian economy, worth 492 trillion Dombanessian Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 160,258 Dombanessian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dombaness's national animal is the Dombanessian Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dombanessian Protestantism.

Dombaness is ranked 174,383^rd in the world and 790^th in Europe for Largest Populations, with 3.07 billion capita.