The Theocracy of Rophe is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Elena Deyesu with an even hand, and remarkable for its fear of technology, lack of airports, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 1.53 billion Ropheans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Administration, although Environment, Healthcare, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Achdut. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rophean economy, worth 124 trillion oratas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,353 oratas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

It's not mass murder when the government does it, crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death, the central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor, and gambling is outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rophe's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Rophe is ranked 12,985^th in the world and 44^th in Christians for Most Cultured, scoring 103 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.