The Commonwealth of Pichvi is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Karne Tsikerno with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 4.049 billion Pichvians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, with Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsedar. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pichvian economy, worth 489 trillion olers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 120,890 olers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sweat stains are proof of political acumen, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, the nation's holy places are littered with doughnut crumbs, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pichvi's national animal is the weasel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Donkeyism.

Pichvi is ranked 6,924^th in the world and 61^st in Europeia for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 8,348.07 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.