The Oppressed Peoples of DLPK is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.732 billion DLPKians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped DLPKian economy, worth 63.8 trillion Bongas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,844 Bongas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, wandering DLPKians are known for their one-track minds, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DLPK's national animal is the Butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

DLPK is ranked 258,370^th in the world and 425^th in Starlight for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.58 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.