The Northern Lands of Einswenn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jarlin Agnetta Sofit with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.063 billion Einseters hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kronheim. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Einset economy, worth a remarkable 8,816 trillion einskrones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 303,357 einskrones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dearly departed are remembered with a good meal, emergency responders spend more time in the air than giving air, deceased relatives are considered property to buy and sell, and celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process. Crime is totally unknown. Einswenn's national animal is the Sacred White Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Einserheim.

Einswenn is ranked 330,842^nd in the world and 272^nd in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -26.54 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.