The Federal Republic of Eusania is a small, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 40 million Eusanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 21.6%.

The very strong Eusanian economy, worth 2.99 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,625 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

All artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, customs officials often double as wedding officiants, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and clothing with a scarlet S is popular among repentant body shamers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eusania's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eusania is ranked 119,972^nd in the world and 1,496^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,050.58 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.