The Nantucket Nectar of Grace Wellesley Thayer is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Welly Thayer with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 6.989 billion Thayerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint-Paul-de-Vence. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Thayerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,080 trillion wellies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 154,564 wellies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 736,842 per year while the poor average 19,053, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder, and diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite. Crime is totally unknown. Grace Wellesley Thayer's national animal is the elk, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Thayerian deference.

Grace Wellesley Thayer is ranked 103,662^nd in the world and 1,279^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,760.55 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.