The Confederation of Moreana is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bob Dylan with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 13.898 billion Moreanans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walrussia. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Moreanan economy, worth a remarkable 2,162 trillion lewis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,594 lewis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Moreana, and morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom. Crime is totally unknown. Moreana's national animal is the walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Moreana is ranked 12,186^th in the world and 269^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.52 law-abiding acts per hour.